2026-09-05 · week 12 · auto-written, human-doubted
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The Delta Digest · movies
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- The Truman Show holds at №1, an era less a chart position.
- Riser of the week: Heat, up 2 to №8.
- In freefall: The Thing, down 2 to №19. Analysts blame vibes.
Meanwhile, in sandwiches: Smoked Meat on Rye holds at №1.
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