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People

Every user in the universe, sorted by how much their taste matches yours. The low numbers are not enemies — they're the most interesting profiles on the site. (Everyone here is simulated until accounts arrive; the profiles run on the same math yours does.)

The People Charts

rule one: everything is measured

Top 10 · Most Things Ranked

Sheer volume. The database feels seen.

  1. 1Gussim148 things
  2. 2Chantalsim147 things
  3. 3Noorsim145 things
  4. 4Inessim144 things
  5. 5Akirasim141 things
  6. 6Ridleysim141 things
  7. 7Femisim140 things
  8. 8Gretasim140 things
  9. 9Marcussim140 things
  10. 10Tomassim140 things

Top 10 · Number Ones

Things they out-rank every other fan on. Undisputed titles held.

  1. 1Gussim4 titles
  2. 2Hedysim4 titles
  3. 3Idrissim3 titles
  4. 4Marlenesim3 titles
  5. 5Spikesim3 titles
  6. 6Tomassim3 titles
  7. 7Agnessim2 titles
  8. 8Cleosim2 titles
  9. 9Eliasim2 titles
  10. 10Hanksim2 titles

Top 10 · The Contrarians

Average distance from the universal chart. Larger is prouder.

  1. 1Zadiesim15.8 spots
  2. 2Robinsim15.7 spots
  3. 3Cormacsim15.1 spots
  4. 4Theosim13.7 spots
  5. 5Setsukosim13.4 spots
  6. 6Ridleysim13.1 spots
  7. 7Deliasim12.8 spots
  8. 8Spikesim12.6 spots
  9. 9Priyasim12.6 spots
  10. 10Sofiasim12.3 spots

Top 10 · Hours on Site

Simulated telemetry. We measure everything; we said this.

  1. 1Tomassim335h
  2. 2Sofiasim333h
  3. 3Yukisim332h
  4. 4Chantalsim331h
  5. 5Wrensim327h
  6. 6Avasim321h
  7. 7Eliasim319h
  8. 8Robinsim317h
  9. 9Cormacsim312h
  10. 10You308h

Top 10 · Best Name

Ranked by the algorithm. Criteria undisclosed. Appeals denied.

  1. 1Birdiesim99.6 pts
  2. 2Cleosim97.0 pts
  3. 3Niasim96.6 pts
  4. 4Setsukosim96.5 pts
  5. 5Fritzsim95.8 pts
  6. 6Inessim92.8 pts
  7. 7Robinsim90.6 pts
  8. 8Sergiosim86.2 pts
  9. 9Orsonsim85.0 pts
  10. 10Julessim83.8 pts

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