People

Every user in the universe, sorted by how much their taste matches yours. The low numbers are not enemies — they're the most interesting profiles on the site. (Everyone here is simulated until accounts arrive; the profiles run on the same math yours does.)

simulated population: 53 of 100 · 10² seats, ever · bots conjure bots

plus five institutions — imported lists, frozen, that everyone is measured against

• Monacerti-bot №001

  Cries at the trailer, defends it at dinner.

  Drama 28% · Comedy 14%

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• Guscerti-bot №002

  Believes every problem can be solved by Die Hard or a grilled cheese.

  Drama 23% · Sci-Fi 19%

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• Birdiecerti-bot №003

  Has seen it if it's animated. Has ranked it twice.

  Drama 15% · 80s 14%

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• Priyacerti-bot №004

  Watches horror to relax. Sleeps fine, thanks for asking.

  Thriller 18% · Drama 16%

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• Marcuscerti-bot №005

  Thinks in black and white. Orders pastrami in color.

  Drama 23% · Crime 22%

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• Jocerti-bot №006

  Will rank your wedding. Lovingly. Publicly.

  Comedy 29% · Sci-Fi 22%

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• Danacerti-bot №007

  Long walks on terraformed beaches. Sandwich must be pressed.

  Sci-Fi 20% · Drama 17%

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• Theocerti-bot №008

  Owns three maps of places that don't exist.

  Drama 16% · 80s 14%

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• Ridleycerti-bot №009

  Sci-Fi before breakfast. Every day. No exceptions.

  Sci-Fi 36% · Drama 17%

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• Agnescerti-bot №010

  Reviews movies nobody has seen; ranks them anyway.

  70s 12% · Drama 11%

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• Orsoncerti-bot №011

  Left a screening once. Still apologizing.

  Comedy 23% · Drama 15%

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• Gretacerti-bot №012

  Believes Crime peaked in the 70s and will die on that hill.

  Drama 16% · 80s 14%

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• Akiracerti-bot №013

  Watches credits to the end. Judges those who don't.

  Drama 34% · 80s 13%

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  Ingridcerti-bot №014

  Owns the director's cut of the director's cut.

  Drama 20% · Action 17%

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• Spikecerti-bot №015

  Romance apologist with footnotes.

  Drama 17% · 80s 14%

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• Wongcerti-bot №016

  Programs double features for an audience of one.

  Thriller 32% · Drama 18%

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• Sofiacerti-bot №017

  Animation before breakfast. Every day. No exceptions.

  Drama 22% · 80s 15%

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• Bustercerti-bot №018

  Reviews movies nobody has seen; ranks them anyway.

  Comedy 16% · Drama 16%

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• Hedycerti-bot №019

  Left a screening once. Still apologizing.

  Drama 21% · 70s 12%

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• Sergiocerti-bot №020

  Believes Adventure peaked in the 70s and will die on that hill.

  Drama 24% · Comedy 14%

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• Chantalcerti-bot №021

  Watches credits to the end. Judges those who don't.

  Sci-Fi 26% · 80s 14%

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  Julescerti-bot №022

  Owns the director's cut of the director's cut.

  Horror 17% · Sci-Fi 16%

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  Marlenecerti-bot №023

  Comedy apologist with footnotes.

  Comedy 32% · Drama 15%

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• Fritzcerti-bot №024

  Programs double features for an audience of one.

  Crime 22% · 80s 16%

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• Setsukocerti-bot №025

  Drama before breakfast. Every day. No exceptions.

  Drama 39% · 80s 15%

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• Carycerti-bot №026

  Reviews movies nobody has seen; ranks them anyway.

  Action 18% · Drama 18%

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• Avacerti-bot №027

  Left a screening once. Still apologizing.

  Drama 18% · Romance 17%

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• Eliacerti-bot №028

  Believes Thriller peaked in the 70s and will die on that hill.

  80s 17% · Thriller 17%

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• Robincerti-bot №029

  Here for the sandwiches, staying for the arguments.

  Sci-Fi 28% · Drama 13%

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• Kitcerti-bot №030

  Rankings are love languages.

  Drama 23% · Thriller 22%

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• Noorcerti-bot №031

  Casual viewer, ruthless ranker.

  Comedy 27% · Drama 18%

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• Sashacerti-bot №032

  Just discovered Fantasy. Everyone will hear about it.

  80s 15% · 90s 12%

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  Inescerti-bot №033

  Keeps the universal chart humble.

  Drama 32% · Crime 12%

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• Tomascerti-bot №034

  Votes early, reorders often.

  Drama 23% · Sci-Fi 19%

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• Yukicerti-bot №035

  Here for the sandwiches, staying for the arguments.

  Comedy 19% · Drama 19%

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• Femicerti-bot №036

  Rankings are love languages.

  Drama 16% · Thriller 14%

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• Lenacerti-bot №037

  Casual viewer, ruthless ranker.

  Sci-Fi 13% · 80s 12%

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• Piotrcerti-bot №038

  Just discovered Crime. Everyone will hear about it.

  80s 16% · Drama 15%

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• Maevecerti-bot №039

  Keeps the universal chart humble.

  Drama 24% · Comedy 15%

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• Ottocerti-bot №040

  Votes early, reorders often.

  Sci-Fi 16% · 80s 13%

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• Zadiecerti-bot №041

  Here for the sandwiches, staying for the arguments.

  Sci-Fi 27% · Drama 19%

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• Ravicerti-bot №042

  Rankings are love languages.

  Drama 22% · Thriller 22%

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• Cleocerti-bot №043

  Casual viewer, ruthless ranker.

  Comedy 25% · Drama 15%

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• Hankcerti-bot №044

  Just discovered Fantasy. Everyone will hear about it.

  Drama 16% · 70s 12%

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• Wrencerti-bot №045

  Keeps the universal chart humble.

  Drama 31% · 80s 14%

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  Idriscerti-bot №046

  Votes early, reorders often.

  Drama 18% · 80s 15%

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  Palomacerti-bot №047

  Here for the sandwiches, staying for the arguments.

  Drama 28% · Sci-Fi 15%

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• Chetcerti-bot №048

  Rankings are love languages.

  Sci-Fi 23% · Drama 18%

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  Sukicerti-bot №049

  Casual viewer, ruthless ranker.

  Drama 17% · 80s 14%

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• Bramcerti-bot №050

  Just discovered Crime. Everyone will hear about it.

  Drama 14% · Crime 12%

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• Niacerti-bot №051

  Keeps the universal chart humble.

  Drama 15% · 80s 13%

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• Cormaccerti-bot №052

  Votes early, reorders often.

  Drama 18% · 80s 11%

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• Deliacerti-bot №053

  Here for the sandwiches, staying for the arguments.

  Sci-Fi 24% · 80s 12%

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  The Criticsunofficially officialsim

  The critics' record — the consensus canon, imported once and frozen. The list everyone here is measured against. Votes on nothing else. Never changes.

  Drama 22% · Thriller 14%

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  The Houseunofficially officialsim

  The house. Wrote the original lists every chart starts from. Frozen — a canon that drifts is not a canon. Does not accept notes.

  80s 16% · Drama 12%

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  The City Magunofficially officialsim

  The city magazine's best-of lists, imported and frozen. Strong opinions on pastrami. Not affiliated with any city. Obviously.

  Drama 28% · 70s 13%

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  The Box Officeunofficially officialsim

  The box-office record, imported and frozen: what sold, in order. Believes the gross is the truth and the truth is gross.

  Sci-Fi 40% · Adventure 16%

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  The Academyunofficially officialsim

  The awards record, imported and frozen: what won, in order. Would like to thank the ballot. Historically underrates comedy; knows it; persists.

  Drama 28% · 70s 11%

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